BTW I found out abt this dog because the Ottawa humane society’s camera broke so they uploaded mspaint drawings of the dogs. And when I saw this dogs painting I first thought the amateurish proportions were a silly and wonderful artistic feature:
If your wife cheats on you, the resulting bastard is not in line to inherit your throne. Unless the guy she cheated on you with was Zeus. Then the resulting bastard is in line for the throne because technically his blood is more special than yours now and Zeus is technically the distant ancestor of most Greek kings anyways and he likes to insert himself back into the family line every few generations or so.
So anyways that’s why your wife has been in labor for three days now and the baby isn’t coming out no matter what anyone does. You know how Hera gets.
Sir you know how you left the Zeus baby out on a hill to die? Well. Athena is here. With the baby. Yeah, that one. Yes, the goddess. No I won’t tell her that you’re busy are you insane